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: Q: Why isn't France supporting the war against Iraq? : A: Because it feels the war hasn't yet been fully justified and unlike the Yank government (and seemingly most of its crappy comedians, although not, surprisingly enough, a large number of its populace) prefers to avoid wideshed blood-letting until deemed absolutely necessary. : Not funny, perhaps, but then again, neither were any of the one-liners below. : (And I'd like to see any of those smug f*ckers 3,000 miles away behave as many members of the French Resistance did in WWII. It's easy to wage war by remote control isn't it?) : : : >>Inevitable quips from the media & entertainment industry - - - : : >>Tom Brokaw: "My favorite bumper sticker in Washington, DC right now is the : : >>one that says 'First Iraq, then France'." : : >> : : >> : : >>Jay Leno: "The French announced today that they would not help us remove : : >>Saddam from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from : : >>France." : : >> : : >>Dave Letterman: "France said this week they need more evidence to convince : : >>them Saddam is a threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it : : >>came rolling through Paris with a German Flag on it." : : >> : : >>Why are all the highways in France lined with trees? So the Germans can : : >>march in the shade!!! : : >> : : >>Dennis Miller: "The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we : : >>found truffles in Iraq." : : >> : : >>Rep. Roy Blunt, R-Mo.: "Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend : : >>Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried." : : >> : : >>Blunt again: "Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was : : >>being advertised on eBay the other day-the description was: 'Never shot. : : >>Dropped once.'" : : >> : : >>And even an unwitting French President Jacques Chirac: "As far as I'm : : >>concerned, war always means failure." : : >> : : >>"Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in World : : >>War II? And that's because it was raining," said John Xereas, manager of : : >>the DC Improv. : : >> : : >>According to Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld: "Going to war without the : : >>French is like going deer hunting without your accordion."

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