Posted by Peter on January 28, 2003 at 22:46:35:
** Bomb Iraq **
[To the tune of If You’re Happy and You Know It]
If we cannot find Osama,
If the markets hurt your Mama,
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
If the corporate scandals growin',
And your ties to them are showin',
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Even if we have no allies,
From the sand dunes to the valleys,
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
While the globe is slowly warming,
Yay! the clouds of war are storming,
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing),
So here's one for dear old daddy,
From his favorite little laddy,
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
... (source unknown)
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